Stuff White People Like in Riots: Grunge
Smells Like Teen Spirit. Or Tear Gas.
Stuff White People Like in Riots: Raves & Rainbows
Dude, what time does DJ Blanc de Blanc start his set? Also, know where I can score some X?
Stuff White People Like in Riots: Asians
Free Tibet! Or Tienanmen Square! Or some designer clothing from the mall that’s made in China.
Stuff White People Like in Riots: Smart Phone Photos
It wouldn’t be a white people riot without smart phones! 10% rioters. 90% white dudes taking photos of rioters with their smart phones.
Stuff White People Like in Riots: Vanilla Ice
yo, yo, yo - I’m gangstar y’all. hockey is played on ice-ice baby.
Stuff White People Like in Riots: Skinny Jeans
Looks a Lot like White British Rocker Billy Idol - In a Rebel Yell. A little bit rock and roll, and a whole bunch of white hipster. Also, how pale is this honky?
Stuff White People Like in Riots: Cargo Shorts
Redacted 6/16/2011. 9pm. It was pointed out that J. Crew People would NEVER wear white socks with black tennis shoes as found at places like, um, Walmart? Old Navy? What? Thus, this is hereby known as the generic doofus white dude look. Pass the Labatts Beer and Poutine, eh. Original Post: The J. Crew Look and Riots Go So Well Together.
Stuff White People Like in Riots: Tighty-Whitey Underpants
Because Nothing Screams I’m a Rebel More Then Rioting in a Brand New Pair of Calvin Klein White Underpants
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